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Description
Our Birthdays Fucking Blow Letterpress Greeting Card from our sassy Mule Line of Greeting Cards is not what it seems on first glance. This card features a sarcastically clever double meaning and is glitter foil-stamped and letterpress printed on 100% cotton rag paper with soy-based inks. Proudly made in San Diego, CA!
Details
Dimensions: 4.25" X 5.5" Folded
Special Finish: Foil Stamped
Printing: Letterpress + Foil Stamp
Front Reads: "Birthdays are the best reason to celebrate you being alive because you are fucking fabulous and you deserve the absolute best. So don't forget to make an amazing wish when you blow out the candles."
Inside Reads: Blank Inside
Paper: 100% Cotton Rag
Includes: 1 Card + 1 Envelope
Occasion: Birthday
